So Fedex Finally delivered my food today...that's after attempting to deliver it twice and not leaving the call tags. That's also not leaving the box when the box clearly has on the box instructions to deliver the box without a signature, that's also after the shipper specifically has placed on their account to always deliver the package regardless of whether the address has a person present at the time of delivery or not...
So when I open the box today of course it smells like feet...because the dry ice which was placed in the box on Monday they put enough to last through Friday. So over the hot weekend here in DC in what I am sure was not a cooled warehouse the food grew to a nasty, fun rot...I am going to have to make due this week with extra meals that I've been piling up as result of of forgetting to eat or cheating.
This did allow me today to try two new restaurant's. I'm still bitter...I will be bitter...fat people are bitter...fuck you...my get makes it hard to sit up straight...my gut makes it hard to lie on my back because of the pressure...kiss my ass...i'm just now able to bend over and pick up something off the floor while seated...so again Fred Smith FUCK YOU and your incompetent contractors!!!
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