Top Five Things I Want to Do When I reach 300 lbs

5 - Run 100 Yards without stopping

4 - Buy a new pair of pants.

3 - Get a therapeutic massage (non happy ending massages), because I am now clear to lie on a massage table. 

2- Buy a new pair of shoes, that are actually my size.

1- Go eat at a restaurant that only has booths and not be scared that my gut my hang over the table.